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  • Unf_ckwithable: (adj.) When you are truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bothers you, and no negativity or drama can touch you.  ~ fb/theidealist

April 21-23, 2107
Ananda Center Laurelwood, Oregon

Arrive:  3:30 pm Friday
Depart: 1:30 pm Sunday


There are all kinds of meditation retreats: big, small, lecture, sitting, walking, silent, service…

is a 

A unique opportunity to:

  • Learn traditional and modern methods of mind training to help you become the master of your mind and emotions.
  • Practice. Practice. Practice.  Get the hang of what it feels like to shift powerful, long-standing patterns of thought and emotion that have trapped you in reactivity. 
  • Identify and practice the specific skills you will use to remain unflappable no matter what gets triggered inside you, or what toxicity, drama, or catastrophe surrounds you. Feel what it's like to be centered, happy, strong, and unf_ckwithable!

Women's Retreats are uniquely precious. I hope you can take advantage of this weekend to enfold yourself in the support and acceptance of other women who struggle with the same things you do. You will learn how to establish yourself firmly in equanimity, kindness, clarity, gentleness, and humorthe keys to becoming unapologetically and joyously UNF_CKWITHABLE.


  • Pricing:  Private rooms do not have private baths. It's dormitory style bathrooms.
  • Meals:  Yummy vegetarian with vegan and gluten free options avialble at each meal. 
  • Refunds: Available until April 1.
  • Subscribers: Just a friendly reminder, "Subscriber Discounts" are not available for retreats.

Ananda Center Laurelwood (map)

Private Room (no bath)

Double Occupancy
Price is per person

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...thinking about how many gifts I received from meditation...being in the present and aware of feelings, what is going on, choices...and so much have helped me more than you'll ever realizing how blessed I am...God put you into my life to lift me into a awareness.

- Polly



April 21-23, 2017
Ananda Center Laurelwood, Oregon


Give yourself this special weekend to train in techniques that prepare you to remain calm and unflappable no matter what drama or toxicity is going on around you. Learn how to take charge of your emotions and your mind!

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